One can expect a performance about as deep as the above photograph. One can also except it won’t be Whiteley’s fault, but rather screenwriter Ehren Kruger and director Michael Bay’s.
It feels like old news because rumors have been floating around for days. Now it’s confirmed, or almost confirmed, unless something goes terribly wrong in the final stages of contract negotiation.[Deadline Hollywood]
A guess at Whiteley’s capacity in the next picture: she’s Sam’s (Shia LeBeouf) new girlfriend, who’s about as hot and about as sassy as Fox’s character was. As for Fox’s characters departure, I’m sure they’ll just throw in a line of dialogue suggesting that she dumped Sam or vice versa, much in the vein of the 12-frame shot of Sam bandaging his hand halfway through the last film as a means to explain his character losing a finger.
That didn’t make sense, and this assuredly won’t. Whatever, it’s a Transformers movie.
Are you excited about this news? Really?